I was on youtube and i found this really funny video…check it out..

 (note:Pakistan and india dont get along)

A Pakistani,Indian and a German were drinking in a small pub in Arab.As they were very drunk,they raped a young teenage Arabian girl. The three of them got caught and was each sentenced 10 whipping. A sheikh was given the responsibility to whip the trio.

Fortunately for the three accused,the sheikh decided to be easy on them as it was his wife’s birthday and she gracefully  requested her husband to be a little bit nice to his victims.Sticking to the promise he gave his wife,the sheikh decided to give each of the guys one wish before he whipped them.

The first person to enter the room to receive the punishment was the German.The sheikh gave the german one wish, and the german wished for a pillow to be tied behind his back.The sheikh did what the german wanted and whipped the german.After 5 whipping,the pillow tore and the germans backside tore with the pillow.He was bleeding badly.

The pakistani went in next and seemed to have learned his lesson from  the german and so he decided  to ask for two pillows to be tied behind his back. His wish was granted and the whipping started.Only after 7 whipping,both the pillows tore and the pakistani was injured quite badly as well.

The final person to enter the room was the Indian.The sheikh told the indian that he respected indians for their hardworking nature and the sheikh generously gave the indian two wishes.The indian’s first wish was to receive 100 whipping instead of 10.The sheikh was shocked but he accepted and asked for the indian’s second wish.The Indian whispered,”TIE THE PAKISTANI BEHIND MY BACK!!!!”

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, “What’s the camel for?”.

The Sergeant replied “Well sir it’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel.”

The captain said “Well if it’s good for moral, then I guess it’s all right with me.”

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, “BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!”

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, “Is that how the enlisted men do it?”

The Sergeant replied, “Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town.”

Smart Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains” I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa.” Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500,” figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it’s the blonde’s turn.
She asks the lawyer: “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?” The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, so what IS the answer!?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep!

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· Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

So watch out for this guy people!!