I was only five when i almost died in an accident.I was cycling so my parents decided to go walking as they did not want to spoil all my fun.Yet they asked me whether i wanted to follow,and i declined.And they went of from the spot i was cycling.Not to long after,i started looking for them.I panicked and decided to go look for them.Since it was a considerably big housing area,i could not find them.I was young,i was lost and panicked.
The most unthinkable thing for a five year old then struck my mind,i decided to cross the main road to go and check whether my parents were at my aunts house which was just across the main road.Things turned from bad to worse when i decided to cross the two lane road with my small blue bicycle.I still get goosebumps when i recall the way i crossed the road,i didnt look left or right,i juz zoomed across the road with no fear ,luckily i was in the other side safely.I cycled to my aunts house and my parents were not there as well.I started crying.And i decided to get back home,which needed me to cross the road again….damn!!!!!
I stepped on my peddles as fast as i could…..and thats when a car approached.I was on my cycle helpless…the driver some how managed to break about 15 to 20 cm in front of me.It was closer then u could imagine.I was cryin even more.The driver parked his car on the edge of the road and guided me across the street.He was a short dark Indian man.Thanx dude who ever you are!!!
Then i cycled straight home and there my parents and my aunt were giggling !!!! I told them that i crossed the road by my self….and my mother burst into tears and hugged me…i could not understand why then,now I could understand more then i want to!!!!
The important thing is that im still alive and goin on strong….I even have my own blog….how cool is that???
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, “What’s the camel for?”.
The Sergeant replied “Well sir it’s a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel.”
The captain said “Well if it’s good for moral, then I guess it’s all right with me.”
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, “BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!”
The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, “Is that how the enlisted men do it?”
The Sergeant replied, “Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town.”
Smart Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains” I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa.” Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500,” figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it’s the blonde’s turn.
She asks the lawyer: “What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?” The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the Air phone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, so what IS the answer!?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep!
