joke of the year!

 (note:Pakistan and india dont get along)

A Pakistani,Indian and a German were drinking in a small pub in Arab.As they were very drunk,they raped a young teenage Arabian girl. The three of them got caught and was each sentenced 10 whipping. A sheikh was given the responsibility to whip the trio.

Fortunately for the three accused,the sheikh decided to be easy on them as it was his wife’s birthday and she gracefully  requested her husband to be a little bit nice to his victims.Sticking to the promise he gave his wife,the sheikh decided to give each of the guys one wish before he whipped them.

The first person to enter the room to receive the punishment was the German.The sheikh gave the german one wish, and the german wished for a pillow to be tied behind his back.The sheikh did what the german wanted and whipped the german.After 5 whipping,the pillow tore and the germans backside tore with the pillow.He was bleeding badly.

The pakistani went in next and seemed to have learned his lesson from  the german and so he decided  to ask for two pillows to be tied behind his back. His wish was granted and the whipping started.Only after 7 whipping,both the pillows tore and the pakistani was injured quite badly as well.

The final person to enter the room was the Indian.The sheikh told the indian that he respected indians for their hardworking nature and the sheikh generously gave the indian two wishes.The indian’s first wish was to receive 100 whipping instead of 10.The sheikh was shocked but he accepted and asked for the indian’s second wish.The Indian whispered,”TIE THE PAKISTANI BEHIND MY BACK!!!!”