curse my drivin lessons….and the jpj…and my accident…!

I’ve gota admit,one of the most adventures times of my life was during my drivin lesson with a dream of taking my drivers lisence.Fortunately i got it and i was blazing in happiness.The whole experience was a life changing one.It had its pros and cons,but there were definitely more cons than there were pros.Imagine being asked to drive on your own on the”bukit”(a discipline in the driving school) on your very first day !!! And i didnt have any any sought of driving experience before the lesson.The instructor gave me a few instructions like ” mula- mula lepas clutch lahan lahan,lepas tu bila sampai kat atas tekan clutch dan tekan brek atas petak kuning”……than he went like ” lepas tu,keluarkan kepala ikut cermin dan cek sama ada tayar dalam kotak kuning atau tidak….kalau dalam kotak tarik handbrake dan angkat tangan”……u think that was bad instructions for a first timer….wait till u hear this….than he said”lepas angkat tangan,lepas clutch lahan lahan,tekan minyak lahan lahan dan bila awak terasa kereta nak bergerak lepaskan handbrake dan kereta akan bergerak ke bawah”……..i mean…..have some mercy man….it was my freakin first time!!!! how could u expect a first timer to catch all those stuff….and so i embraced myself and proudly said….”encik…..saya tak faham langsung”….then he suddenly became a genius and decided to demonstrate…..lame….how lazy could the instructor be??? And he had the dumbest excuse….”saya ingat lelaki pandai bawak kereta”….insanity….

I some how managed to complete my 10 hour lesson includin the bukit….which i was flunking by getting the car to reverse all the time…..but i aced it during the final days of my lessons….and than came the test day….there were 75 other candidates waitin to sit for their tests…..and guess what…..i was the third one to do the bukit test….i aced it…..with only one problem….i forgot to release my hand break!!!dumbness at its pick perhaps….luck was with me that day…the jpj officers were to busy talkin in the small hut on the bukit!!! so they didnt realize…..than i went on to the side parkin test….which i had no problems since day one…..and u gussed….i aced it to….happy me….not knowing whats in store for me next….a moody jpj officer for my jalan raya test!! And things got worse….when it was my turn to drive on road…..it was raining cows and buffalos…….which happens to be heavier than cats and dogs….think about it….a moody officer,heavy rain,a car im not used to and a freakin hard gear!!!! could it get any worse???? But i did better then i expected…but i made a blunder in the end when i am supposed park the car under a shade,and i didnt!!!! the officer started shoutin at me”bodoh,bahlul…..tak pandai park ke???? bodoh….belagak je tau….bangang”…….what can i say???? it was perfect day….but then look at the bright side….i got my lisence….im happy,my instructors happy,my moms happy and the jpj agent isnt…..and i dint give a damn….

One week after receivin my lisence…..i took my dads car out….i wanted to have a hair cut…and i did…. on my way back….i was at a junction and was waitin to take it ……i was waitin for a minute which is realy long bcoz trafic was quite busy that day,and so i turned impatient and decide to teke the on the junction….without considerin a motor which i thought was kinda far …..it proved that i had a bad sense of estimation….as i took the junction….the motor did not have enough time to avoid my car and bang!!!!! A grasshoper hit me……OF CORZ NOT!!!!! the motorist hit me…. i was terrified….but the whole thing was settled….dad had to pay for the guys bike and also the car….cost him almost Rm 3 k…..yea thats alot….ACCIDENTS HAPPEN MATES!!!!!